Upcoming exciting news from Tech World

  1. Steve Ballmer throws a car at Eric Schmidt.
  2. Ubuntu L***** L**** just works without any goof-ups.
  3. Apple makes iPhone un-pwnable.
  4. Windows 8 removes administrative privileges from default user. In short, now onwards viruses will run with non-administrative privileges.
  5. Opera re-invents the web again. Bundles an Operating System in it’s upcoming “Opera Fright”.
  6. Flash 11 needs 4 CPU cores to render basic animations.
  7. Internet Explorer becomes the safest browser. Reminds “Connecting to the Internet might expose you to viruses, do you want to go offline?” and shows an OK button.
  8. Sun re-writes Solaris in Java. Amen!
  9. Windows 8 requires just 8GB of RAM to run properly.
  10. Script kiddies write malware for Linux and Mac and affect them badly.
  11. FreeBSD gets fool-proof secure. Asks for password when opening Firefox.
  12. Ballmer boasts “Windows has maximum number of applications” (considering viruses as apps too)

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Open Minded, Rationalist and FOSS Enthusiast. Passionate about Technology and a big proponent of making things simple and straightforward.
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6 Responses to Upcoming exciting news from Tech World

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  2. Dmitrijs Ledkovs says:

    LOL =)

  3. Ibod Catooga says:

    You are teh tard of the centry!

    A diseased cat may rape you!

  4. John says:

    HA! Just don’t see why you think (even joking) flash would get more bloated ;P
    version 10 was the first one that actually ran stuff properly.

  5. Pratik Anand says:

    bravo bravo!!

    that was one of classic joke!!

  6. sridarshan says:

    nice one!!

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